Fetchy

Talk to your wallet.

It listens. You write “swap $20 of ETH to USDC” — or “sell my PEPE if it crosses a tenth of a cent.” Fetchy reads what you wrote, plans the route, simulates the math, and hands you a card with the actual numbers on it. You read the card. If it's right, you click yes. If it isn't, you don't.

No dashboard to learn. No “slippage tolerance” to set before you've heard the word. No nine-click trade flow. Just a sentence and a confirmation.

liveFetchy · Base

Here's the thing about most crypto apps in 2026 — they expect you to already know what you're doing.

They open with tabs labelled derivatives, concentrated liquidity, vault strategies. They ask you to set a slippage tolerance before you've heard the word. They charge gas in five-decimal-place ETH. They assume you'll patiently sign a separate approval transaction before every trade — and that you'll know which approval to revoke when you're done.

So most people don't trade. They leave a tab open for a week, never click anything, and tell themselves they'll figure it out one day.

We started Fetchy because we wanted the simple thing. A wallet that does what you tell it to. Not a brokerage. Not a battle station. A friend who happens to know how to sign transactions, and won't sign one without showing you the math first.

A note from us —

Fetchy is experimental software. The agent is a language model, and language models hallucinate. We've built guardrails — every transaction surfaces a card with real numbers before it signs, every contract has to be on our allowlist, every sanctioned address is refused at the door — but you should still read the card. Slowly.

We don't hold your keys. We can't move your money. Whatever you do here is yours, including the consequences.

When something goes wrong (and at some point, something will), tell us at support@fetchy.fun. We answer.

— the team

Sometimes you want to swap. You write the sentence, Fetchy fetches the route from a real aggregator, and you see the actual dollars you'll receive — including slippage, including gas, in the same currency you're holding. No tabs to flip between.

Swap · Base
$20.00→ 19.94 USDC
0.0083 ETH · gas ≈ $0.02 · 0.3% slippage
cancelconfirm
PEPE
if PEPE ↑ $0.0001
→ sell all
live
ETH
if ETH ↓ $3,000
→ alert me
armed

Sometimes you don't want to watch. You set a trigger — sell PEPE if it tops $0.0001 — and walk away. The keeper polls every thirty seconds. When the moment arrives, Fetchy emails you, asks once, and signs. Even if your laptop is closed.

And sometimes you want to mint. Same flow — name the collection, see the floor, see the gas, see what your wallet has against what it'll cost. Yes or no.

floor 12.4 ETH
A collection on Base
buy floor → 12.42 ETH · gas ≈ $1.40

Made by a small team somewhere quiet. Drop us a line at support@fetchy.fun — we read every email. The disclaimers live at /terms, /privacy, and /risk — please read them. The wallet is yours, the pace is yours, the choice is yours — .